I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
that’s not why you’re lesbians.
that’s, apparently, why you’re transmisogynists.
god i just want to have a smoke date with amelia that’s all i fucking want right now why isn’t she here…….why is prom 7 days from now…….
btw this is my excuse to introduce you all to autostraddle it’s an awesome site for queer ladies!!!!!
La Roux | “Tigerlily”"I know you better than this
I could be here when you call
I'll make you top of the list
And in the crush of the dark."
why are gods so hard to draw
i missed using vibrant color palettes
edit: full view
i dont get sexually frustrated i just get romantically frustrated like why isnt somebody holding my hand
hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands