raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl


My wife used to use the refrigerator.



not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

listening to gay 8tracks playlists and not thinking about amelia what are you talking about SHE’S NOT ON MY MIND ALL THE TIME…………

"Wait, how can people even defend that show?"


im mad and im ranting in the read more.

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do i want to rewind back to me and amelia’s last date or fast forward to prom

"What is Amelia's blog?"


yeah that’s her beautiful face in the icon

she doesn’t make many personal posts (she should)

but she posts rad feminist and queer stuff a lot

unless they’re going to point out how gross and problematic fetishizing lesbians is in the show than “faking it” is def something i will NOT watch

so many ways you can write two best lady friends falling in love (i’m a sucker for it) and you chose this? fucking really? what the fuck


jesus christ nvm this promo is even worse this show is trash



I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

that’s not why you’re lesbians.

that’s, apparently, why you’re transmisogynists.